The Jeep Wave

Definition of the Jeep wave: An honor bestowed upon those drivers with superior intelligence, taste, class, and discomfort tolerance to own the ultimate vehicle - the JEEP. Generally consists of vigorous side to side motion of one or both hands, but may be modified to suit circumstances and locally accepted etiquette. Examples of commonly accepted modifications:

It's not what you buy; it's what you build and what you do with it.  In keeping with this cardinal rule of Jeeping, categories have been established to account for each part of the equation.  These categories are:


General Rules

  1. All Jeepers are responsible for upholding the tradition of the Wave. Upon contact with a higher scoring Jeep, a Jeeper is required to initiate the Wave, and continue the Wave until:

    1. The Wave is returned
    2. The Wave is blatantly disregarded
    3. The higher scoring vehicle has passed by and is out of sight

  2. All Jeepers are required to return the Wave, unless the initiating vehicle clearly has a negative (below 0) score.

  3. All Jeepers are encouraged, but not required, to return the Wave to negative balance vehicles, and take any opportunity presented to guide and mentor them about their responsibilities to their Jeeps in the hopes that they can correct the error of their ways.

  4. When unsure of status or wave requirements of a particular encounter, or unable to completely assess the other Jeep's score quickly enough to ensure that the proper Jeep Wave Etiquette rules are followed, immediately initiate wave. It is the spirit of waving that is most important so when in doubt: Just Wave!


The Jeep Waving Hierarchy (JWH)


The Modifying Sub-Categories (MSCs):

MSC Guidelines:

  1. MSCs must be considered during all Jeep encounters, and wave patterns must be adjusted accordingly.

  2. MSC 5 is the median - the accepted norm.

  3. MSCs from 1 through 4 will increase score as listed.

  4. MSCs 6 and 7 will decrease score as listed.

MSC 1: Top off; vehicle, driver, and all occupants covered with mud: +30
MSC 2: Top partially off; vehicle and some occupants covered with Mud: +20
MSC 3: Top on; vehicle covered with mud: +10
MSC 4: Top off during snow, sleet, hail, or heavy rain: +5
MSC 5: Somewhat dirty: 0
MSC 6: Obviously recently washed, but immediately re-muddied a little: -10
MSC 7: Clean, dry, unscratched, untested: -30


Equipment Adjustments (EAs)

Consideration must be given to the current mechanical condition of the vehicle, including all modifications for trail worthiness, comfort, appearance, and spouse-appeasal. These are known as Equipment Adjustments (EAs). EAs are only granted after the work has been completed. We all have plans for EAs, but only the ones actually implemented can be scored.

EAs are a complicated category, and often difficult to appraise under certain conditions (passing head-to-head at 60 mph, when covered with mud, etc) but must be used to modify score when feasible. If a vehicle is so covered with mud that you are unable to ascertain any of the EAs, you MUST assume that the EAs, when combined with the MSC 1 adjustment, would place the vehicle in a higher scoring position than any non-MSC 1 Jeep, and immediately initiate the wave. Otherwise, EAs will adjust score as follows:

Engine:

Drivetrain Modifications:

Tires:

Suspension:

Other accessories/conditions:

Scars: